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FUNNIEST QUESTIONS SUBMITTED TO THIS SITE


We typically receive well over 100 questions or comments per day on this website from all over the world. Many emails are simply submissions about Victor products, to be included in the collector database. Many contain questions that can readily be answered by simply taking the time to read the material on this website (see Repetitive Annoying Questions for the most common examples). Often, a reader will send a valuable comment, correction or observation to improve the website, which is always appreciated. However, with the high volume of incoming correspondence, there is occasionally a off-beat or hilarious question that is worthy of keeping. These are all verbatim, including spelling and grammar errors: we are not making this stuff up!

Here are a few of the "gems":


Ummm...Try Putting The Needle On The Record.

Q. Dear Sir; we have been trying for some time to play a record on our grandmom's Victrola. We wind it up and the record spins, but we dont hear no sound. Is there something we should do or is the Victrola broken? We can't figure out what the tube thing is for on top, does that connect to the record somehow? K.J. Atlanta GA.


Oh C'mon now...

Q. My mother just turned 84 years old and she had to leave her apartment because she could no longer pay the rent. My father died of heart problems 3 years ago and told her to sell the Victrola, but she held onto it for sedimental reasons because she loves her grandchildren and wanted them to have it. The oldest grandchild just was diagnosed with leukemia and my mom is trying to help her any way she can, but has no money. She is very ill with Parkensons and cancer and needs to pay her medical bills, and she got robbed about a month before she left the apartment so she is desperate. Would you consider buying her Victrola XIV, I'm sure she will accept around $1000 for it which will help her get the chemotherapy and food she needs. Thank you in advance. R.L. Dallas TX


Something tells me it isn't going to work...

Q. What would it take to adapt our Victrola so that my son can play his IPOD through it?  G.G. Toronto Ontario


Nothing But A Hound Dog...

Q. We have been having a lot of trouble trying to get the Vitrola to play our Elvis 45's is there some kind of adapter needed?  F.G. Lawrence, KS


Perhaps some good Elmer's Glue...

Q. My son was moving our Victrola and it fell partway down the stairs and hit the wall. The lid busted off and two legs are broke. I think the platter motor also cracked off? Do you have any ideas of how we should fix it?   E.H, Adrian, MI


Tin Ears...

Q. Our Victrola sounds tinny and there is a lot of scratching in the sound. How can I get more modern bass and punch in the sound? We tried several records and they are all the same. Should we use a different needle?  R.M. Cushing, OK


Magical Doors...

Q. I found out that my Victrola plays a lot louder when the front doors are open. Are they connected to the amplifier somehow, so that the volume is turned up as the doors are opened?  G.M. Lincoln, NE


Sherlock Holmes...

Q. I opened up my VV-XI to see why it wasn't working and all the tubes are missing! Can you send me a schematic?  S.C. Portland OR


Anger Management Counseling Strongly Recommended...

Q. Your website is totally retarded. You list my Victrola as being made in 1921 and it clearly says on the tag that it was made in 1904. You obviously don't know what you are doing and have wasted my time. Your web layout sucks too. You should get a life instead of pretending that you know anything about RCA Victrolas. Do you really have fun being a fake and ripping people off with your bull****?   (remainder deleted in respect of sensitive readers)   T.W. York, PA


They don't make them anymore...

Q.  Your website shows the following Victor dealer "S. Ernest Philpitt Co" was in Miami Florida near my location. I have tried Google, 411, Yellowpages, etc. but they all show no listing available.  Can you please furnish me with an address, phone number and contact number so I can call this organization to buy another Victrola? Iím looking for a new VV-110 to go with my other one.   L.L. Miami, FL


An appealing offer, but...

Q.  I have a VV-240 for sail if you are interesting and have cash or great trade. Very rare and old Victrola made at the Civel war in New Jersy next to gettyburg. Maybe General Lee had it! Right rear leg is missing and storage door wobbling. Finish is dull and wore through and a little runny green paint  on the side. Machine does not work b ecause there is no arm but it goes around good. Org' records are brittle. Record cases loose. Email me if interesting    H.E. Humboldt, TN

Stayed tuned.....more to come.......

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